Calvin's Weekly Address

Wow, freedom is awesome!  In the time Mom and Dad set me down in the living room and run to go to the bathroom, I'm in the bathroom doorway trying to figure out what their doing.  I can really get moving!  I used to move too fast for my front arms to keep up, and I'd push my face into the carpet, but I've figured that out.  Mom and Dad say I look like a little gecko without the tail.  Although, sometimes my legs move up into my clothes and then one of the legs in my clothes trails behind me like a tail.  Mom and Dad laugh about it.  And then I start laughing 'cause they're laughing.  We have lots of fun.